Barack Obama, Secret Agent

Barack Hussein Obama is a secret agent in the employ of the GOP and the American gun industry.

That’s really the only plausible explanation for this announcement. “Agent O” is doing whatever it takes to increase American gun sales to stratospheric new highs. He’s also tying a millstone around the necks of Democrat candidates nationwide by allowing Republicans to tar all of them as gun-grabbing extremists. (Well… OK… They are gun grabbing extremists, but they were trying to keep that on the down low.)

He’s not the brightest bulb on the tree, but even he knows better than to think that gun control will be a big winner for his party. So, it makes no sense that after 7 years of near total silence on the subject that he would suddenly think that this is the thing that he should pin his party’s hopes on.

He must be a secret agent.